Paris Hilton asks for a free lunch from Dolce&Gabbana

The oldest news of the year…Paris Hilton, has arrived in Milan for fashion week. Yawn, yawn. Its not yet known if a brand (and who would, seriously?) has offered her a front row seat at their fashion show, or of the arrival of the “most famous celebrity of 2005” is even linked to the catwalks of Milan.

The rumors, however, are that a very “hardworking” Paris started an exhausting search in the US prior to arriving in Milan in order to locate a restaurant that would accommodate both Paris and her boyfriend Benji Madden for free. Yes, gratis! The “Hello Kitty of America” has no intentions whatsover of paying a bill. According to Paris’ world any restaurant should be over the moon simply to have the pleasure of her gracing their tables. Indeed. During her search, its rumoured that Paris focused her attentions on “GOLD”, the prestigious restaurant owned by Dolce&Gabbana, in order to ensure her “free lunch ticket”. Their reply was elegant and discreet but ended with the line, “We are very sorry, but unfortunately we are fully booked.” Poor Paris need not despair, as close by there is always a twenty-four hour sandwiches van. Bon appetit!

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2 responses to “Paris Hilton asks for a free lunch from Dolce&Gabbana

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